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Commandment A-1

He who is so unwise as hath consumed ranch dressing by the spoonful shall be endowed with thee Darwin Award.

Sorry Furbs, I love you buddy but that’s not healthy. These kinds of dietary habits are the reason people like Trump rise to power.

This was written by M. J. Emminger. Posted on Monday, September 26, 2016, at 09:12. Filed under General. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.